Kunt and the Gang/Arse 2 Mouth

"Go on then, just this once. Use my arsehole as a cunt." A few strains of Kunt and the Gang’s ‘big hit’ "Use My Arse" should leave nobody in any doubt as to what sort of performance they are in for. Kunt is one man, a bunch of Casios and a puppet named ‘Little Kunt’, who sings his way through a variety of childishly humorous subjects such as casual sodomy, recreational masturbation and phallic hygiene; all in the style of an upbeat pop band. He is ably assisted at Henry’s Cellar Bar on August 14th (£4) by Edinburgh outfit Arse 2 Mouth, a motley 4-piece playing Country and Western styled comedy ditties such as "If You Break My Heart I’ll Break Your Legs", "The Shipman Song" and "Billy Ain’t Dead He’s in My Shed". They’ve been described as ‘Shock 'n' Roll’ but prefer their own self-penned portrayal as "thinly disguised chauvinistic humourless shite." A2M headline their own show at Underbelly on the Cowgate on the 26th with Lazyhand. £8 entry, if you dare.